Anonymous said: ☼ cosette and marius!
☼ - appearance headcanon
cosette is the epitome of beauty, and she’s incredibly tall too. she’s got beautiful blonde hair that curls round her shoulders and she dresses however she pleases- some days she prefers floral dresses and some days she wears leather jackets. she runs a youtube channel where she posts makeup tutorials and little boyfriend vlogs with marius, so she gets a lot of expensive makeup for free, causing her to always look flawless.
marius is quite small and very awkward. he’s got these huge glasses that cover his face and he wears really bad sweaters. but, he’s got a smile that makes him no less than positively lovely, and he’s kind too, because he lets cosette practice makeup on him. so, more often than not, he’s got bright pink lipstick on.
Guys just think of what would have happened if the Les Amis had gone to an ikea for barricade furniture.
It would have come with easy to follow directions and there would be such a butt-ton of it the barricade would be nuclear-blast-proof. I am not kidding guys it’s really too bad that there wasn’t an ikea next door to the Musain….Could have saved lots of time…And strangers’ furniture
imagine Enjolras getting his wisdom teeth out the day before the barricade and being a chipmunk for the entire thing.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
gblagden said: ☼ g r a n t a i r e !
☼ - appearance headcanon
grantaire spent the first twenty years of his life hating his appearance. he’d honestly think he was “ugly”, because that’s all he had ever been called by everyone he met. slowly, after he met montparnasse, he began to think otherwise, because surely he couldn’t be too bad if he’d managed to get a relationship with someone as beautiful as montparnasse? he’s got brown hair, thicker than any other hair he’s ever seen, making it curly and hard to tame. his eyes are the only things he likes about himself, they’re dark green. he pays little to no attention to the things he wears, not thinking that they can improve or worsen his already bad appearance.
there are still days where he covers every mirror in his house with cloth, and sometimes gets ready in the dark, making jokes to montparnasse and saying “i guess you got all the good looks in this relationship”, and that’s how he gets his first cuddle from montparnasse. it’s strange, because nobody would ever have thought parnasse would hug anyone, but once he’s started it’s all okay, because grantaire doesn’t need to conform to any societal standards (because what are they based on anyway? how does one define “ugly”?)
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this